FML

my life sucks but i don't give a f***.

so i was buying apps for my itouch in class about 2 days ago and saw they had the fml app and downloaded it. like 5 min after i was laughing to myself of how crazy these stories were. so i wanted to share them:

- (this is the number 1 fml story on the website)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then i picked up my birthdate certificate that i had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

- Today, mt boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to suprose him with homemade soup. I walk in his room to only find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive. our mom drover her there. FML

- Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

Check it out ---> FMyLife